As we inch closer to 2022, we can’t help but want to take a peek at what the future holds for us. While we can’t predict what will happen next in life and love, what we can tell is what’s written in the stars for your sexy pleasure. Check out what Hedonist toy is perfect for your horoscope:
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21 )
The independent Sagittarius has a discerning taste so the Akoya Vibrating Anal Beads is perfect for their play! Ergonomically designed with a wide flared base, each flexible silicone bead vibrates and stimulates quietly for your discreet anal pleasure.
AKOYA ANAL BEADS, $75
CAPRICORN (December 21-January 20 )
What do you get the grounded Capricorn? Well the Gaia Kegal Balls to train and improve their orgasms of course! Designed with a single and double ball-weight, the rattling arousal Kegal Balls allow them to strengthen their pelvic floor muscles while still stimulating with a subtle vibration. Mixing work with pleasure? Yes please!
GAIA KEGEL BALLS, $75
AQUARIUS (January 21-February 18 )
Assertive is the Aquarius’s middle name so we’re not surprised that the Lola Rotating Dildo is their pleasure go-to! With a 14cm girth, a rotating phallic head with up to 6 speeds and 10 vibration modes, this toy means serious business when it comes to your pleasure.
LOLA RABBIT ROTATING DILDO, $110
PISCES (February 19-March 20 )
We love our empathic Pisces because they’re always in the feels. Who’s a better friend to accompany them than the Lana Del Wand? Unlike its singing counterpart, the only songs you’ll be crooning with this waterproof external wand vibrator are songs of pleasure with its 4 speeds and 7 vibrating patterns!
LANA DEL WAND, $98
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You know Miss Aries means business which means the fiery strong sign only deserves the equally powerful Godiva. It’s not just a vibrating rabbit with 9 different patterns, but the ribbed shaft offers 3 thrusting speeds when you want to take things (in this case your self-pleasure) in your own hands!
GODIVA RABBIT THRUSTER, $110
TAURUS (April 20-May 20 )
The sensual Taurus is the best-kept secret amongst the lovers of the zodiac. With their undivided attention to their partners, Luxe Love the Bunny is the perfect toy for them! This wearable vibrator has a smooth and unique shape to penetrate while the soft ears tantalize your clit. Whether you choose to go handsfree or pass the wireless remote control to your partner, you know you’re in for a good time!
LUXE LOVE THE BUNNY, $89
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Geminis are known for double the trouble but we say they’re double the fun. And just like the Lovette, they’ll give you double the pleasure! With dual motors in its flexible ears, the powerful vibrations and disco LED lights will bring the party straight to your bedroom!
LOVETTE VIBRATOR, $79
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
The reliable Cancer is your bestie who’s always looking out for your so of course the Raven Bullet’s the perfect toy for them! Sleek, small and powerful, the 10 different vibrating modes can also be used in the shower or bathtub for this sexy water sign.
RAVEN BULLET, $45
LEO (July 23-August 22)
You know how much Leos love their drama, so meet their match – Kiss Toy Polly +! With a reputation that precedes it, Polly+ uses pulsating suction technology that reaches up to 6000 pulses a minute for amazing climaxes. And what else pleases a fire sign more than the automatic heating function to mimic a lover’s sensual touch?
KISS TOY POLLY+, $150
VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Virgo’s attention to detail means that the Venus Licking Vibrator will probably never leave their side! As a 2-in-1 toy with both vibration and licking modes, its soft and flexible tongue can be used on any erogenous zones. While your usual Virgo will be the most grounded person you’ve met, we’re sure they’ll be in high heavens with the unique sonic waves of Venus!
VENUS LICKING VIBRATOR, $85
LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
Oh Libra, we love your stories and power of persuasion! That’s why you’ll find the Casanova King in their treasure trove. A toy that concentrates vibrations on its tip with targeted precision, Casanova may be whisper quiet but you’re bound to let out cries of pleasure when its used on your pleasure zones and enhance foreplay.
CASANOVA KING, $69
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21 )
Arguably the sexiest and intense sign in the zodiac, Scorpio deserves nothing less than the Euphoria! Not only does this 2 in 1 clitoral stimulator resemble a scorpion in form, the 10 suction intensities and G-spot curves promises a blissful orgasmic sting like no other.
EUPHORIA CLIT SUCKER, $80